Humor

Dagens kommunikationstjänster och dess konsekvenser.

Ung tjej skriver på facebook:

"OMG I HATE MY JOB!! My boss is total perwy wanker alway making me do shit stuff just to piss me off!! WANKER!"

Chefen svarar:

"Hi, I guess you forgot about adding me on here? Firstly, don't flatter yourself, Secondly, you've worked here 5 months and didn't work out that i'm gay? I know i don't prance around the office lika a queen, but it's not exaclty a secret. Thirdly, that ”shit stuff” is called your ”job”, you know, what i pay you to do. But the fact that you seem able to fuck -up the simplest of task might contribute to how you feel about it. And lastly, you also seem to have forgotten that you have 2 weeks left on your 6 month trial period. Don't bother coming in tomorrow. I'll pop your P45 in the post, and you can come in whenever you like to pick up any stuff you've left here. And yes, i'm serious.